A lot happened at our house overnight. We don't know who did it. We think someone broke into our house and dawdled around for a while eating our food. This is the evidence I found this morning:
First of all, there was a yellow wet spot on the bed right next to me. We think the burglar must have been drinking lemonade or something and spilled it there. But it must have been lemonade that smelled like urine, because to me it smelled a lot like urine. And it was in the very spot that meika was sleeping, after she snuck into bed with us.
Wondering how this could have happened I got up to shower and noticed that the burglar had eaten half of a tomato and left it on the bathroom counter. That was weird. he must have been a little guy because his bites were really small. And it's weird that he would just eat a tomato like an apple.

Once I got to the kitchen to make breakfast, I saw that the refrigerator door had been left open overnight, letting the electricity leak and all the food in the refrigerator go warm. Not only that, but the burglar had stolen the lunch I had packed for myself last night. Fearing for the safety of our girls, I went to their bedroom to find them safe and sound asleep. Meika was sleeping especially deep because she didn't wake up when I turned on the lights (almost as if she had just barely gone to bed...hmmm...at 6 am...hmmm). In their room I found the remains of the lunch I had packed for myself today. The burglar had eaten most of my tuna sandwich I had packed last night, but not all of it. I think he really liked cheese, because he at all the cheese from the sandwich, but he didn't really like the crust so he just threw that part on the ground, along with the rest of the tuna and bread he didn't eat.


I am filing a renter's insurance claim for the amount of the food stolen and other items destroyed, and we are installing bars on our windows and deadbolts on our doors. We are offering a $100 reward for the capture of this person. Please call 911 if you have any information regarding this matter.