First of all, there was a yellow wet spot on the bed right next to me. We think the burglar must have been drinking lemonade or something and spilled it there. But it must have been lemonade that smelled like urine, because to me it smelled a lot like urine. And it was in the very spot that meika was sleeping, after she snuck into bed with us.
Wondering how this could have happened I got up to shower and noticed that the burglar had eaten half of a tomato and left it on the bathroom counter. That was weird. he must have been a little guy because his bites were really small. And it's weird that he would just eat a tomato like an apple.
Once I got to the kitchen to make breakfast, I saw that the refrigerator door had been left open overnight, letting the electricity leak and all the food in the refrigerator go warm. Not only that, but the burglar had stolen the lunch I had packed for myself last night. Fearing for the safety of our girls, I went to their bedroom to find them safe and sound asleep. Meika was sleeping especially deep because she didn't wake up when I turned on the lights (almost as if she had just barely gone to bed...hmmm...at 6 am...hmmm). In their room I found the remains of the lunch I had packed for myself today. The burglar had eaten most of my tuna sandwich I had packed last night, but not all of it. I think he really liked cheese, because he at all the cheese from the sandwich, but he didn't really like the crust so he just threw that part on the ground, along with the rest of the tuna and bread he didn't eat.
I am filing a renter's insurance claim for the amount of the food stolen and other items destroyed, and we are installing bars on our windows and deadbolts on our doors. We are offering a $100 reward for the capture of this person. Please call 911 if you have any information regarding this matter.
5 comments:
Oh my goodness...that's so scary!! Did they break into your house while you were sleeping? That is so freaky!
Seth, you are a nerd! everyone thinks that someone really broke in! It was Meika, she had woken up in the middle of the night and got seths lunch and was getting into what ever she wanted!!
well the detective assigned to the case by the LV sheriff's dept said that the robber was probably only about 3 ft tall, and was probably not a guy, but a little mischievous girl with blond hair and a sleeping disorder, and a small bladder or poor potty training habits. So, we'll just have be on the lookout for someone like that.
Okay...so I feel like a major retard! I had a feeling that Meika was the culprit but I didn't want to be rude and assume it was her. It's too bad it's not April Fools...that was a good one!
Seth- I was hysterically laughing when I first read this story!! Jacob and I were busting up! You are a great author!
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